These funny things happened this morning:

I saw this man and his friend while I was on my way into work. Happy Halloween!

Also on my way into work, I felt something lumpy on the back of my leg, but inside my pants. I thought, maybe it’s a tissue, or something? So when I got to work, I went into the bathroom to remove the tissue. But it wasn’t a tissue. It was underwear. That I somehow left in my pants. How does that even happen?

Perhaps the best part of that situation was that later my friend said, “That happened to me once. In fourth grade.”